Hotel showers are really weird because they can range anywhere from “gently peeing on you” to “I fear for the safety of my nipples”
Stars got tangled in her hair whenever she played in the sky.
“everyone has their off days” I tell myself 15 days in a row
have you ever been following someone for a while but they’ve changed their url, icon, and theme so many times that you literally have no idea who they are anymore but you’ve been in mutual follow with them so long that it’s unacceptable to ask
Never apologize for how you feel. No one can control how they feel. The sun doesn’t apologize for being the sun. The rain doesn’t say sorry for falling. Feelings just are
How not to add to posts:
- omg so done
- im scREAMING
- if you dont have room for (insert stupid shit here) on your blog then youre doing it wrong !!!!!!!!
- I CANT
- thanks satan
- i bet most of the people who are reblogging this dont even get the joke
- wow everyone on this website is so smooth
- if you dont reblog this im judging you
- i think the fact that so many people have reblogged this says something!
- literally me
- THIS IS SO ACCURATE